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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."

"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."

"I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
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"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous."

"A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated."

"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."

"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."

"At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands."

"Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk."
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