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Robert Benchley

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."

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"About 1900 my parents came to the United States as children from what was then the Polish area of Russia."

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