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"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."
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"Be a critical thinker too sometimes. Look in to your heart and give your self permission to ask your mind and question the teachings that doesn't resonate with the wisdom of your soul."
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"Thinking is simply an orderly process of asking yourself questions."
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"People don't like to think, if one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant."
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"You are not a real thinker if your thoughts haven't landed you in trouble yet."
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"The thought process can never be complete without articulation."
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"If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking."
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"Thinking is a personalized activity that can lead us into a state of happiness or cause us to be sad. Who we are becomes a product of how we think. What we think about and how we integrate knowledge into a comprehensive schema regulates our evolving self-identity. The precision of the human mind and the interplay between cognitive thinking and reactive emotions plays a central role in self-identity."
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"Positive thinkers create large pictures of what they want in their minds and can predict the future from the present."
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"Mechanistic thinking focuses on "what, and holistic thinking digs into "why."
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"Presumptions macerate mind."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
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