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Steven Wright

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."

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"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."

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"You are not a real thinker if your thoughts haven't landed you in trouble yet."

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"We can not solve our problems with the same level of thinking that created them."

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"Today, if you are not confused, you are not thinking clearly."

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"If you want to be tall to see the world better, have some high thoughts!"

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"When the brain thinks positively, the hands work positively, the legs run positively and the individual becomes a positive wholesome entity."

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"Thinking is simply an orderly process of asking yourself questions."

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"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
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"I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6."
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