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"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."
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"An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks."
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"I think that there are excellent and poor thinking habits just as there are healthy and unhealthy eating habits; and when a man really knows how to think, you cannot necessarily assert that he thinks too much in a strictly negative connotation. Perhaps this is in a sense food for thought, whereas the other is fool for thought."
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"Life demands more thinking than remembering."
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"The mind is an innovation engine of any human progress, but also the root cause of almost all human problems."
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"Presumptions macerate mind."
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"The thought process can never be complete without articulation."
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"Your most precious asset is your right thinking!"
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"Hybrid Thinking is a set of digital minds integrating the multiple thought processes to think bigger, think deeper, think broader, and think critical, etc."
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"The hardest chore to do, and to do right, is to think. Why do you think the common man would choose labor, partially, as a distraction from his own thoughts? It is because that level of stress, he most absolutely abhors."
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"You don't win tournaments by playing well and thinking poorly."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
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"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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