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Steven Wright

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."

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Donna Grant

"An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks."

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Donna Grant

"I think that there are excellent and poor thinking habits just as there are healthy and unhealthy eating habits; and when a man really knows how to think, you cannot necessarily assert that he thinks too much in a strictly negative connotation. Perhaps this is in a sense food for thought, whereas the other is fool for thought."

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Donna Grant

"Life demands more thinking than remembering."

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Donna Grant

"The mind is an innovation engine of any human progress, but also the root cause of almost all human problems."

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Donna Grant

"Presumptions macerate mind."

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Donna Grant

"The thought process can never be complete without articulation."

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Donna Grant

"Your most precious asset is your right thinking!"

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Donna Grant

"Hybrid Thinking is a set of digital minds integrating the multiple thought processes to think bigger, think deeper, think broader, and think critical, etc."

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Donna Grant

"The hardest chore to do, and to do right, is to think. Why do you think the common man would choose labor, partially, as a distraction from his own thoughts? It is because that level of stress, he most absolutely abhors."

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Donna Grant

"You don't win tournaments by playing well and thinking poorly."

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

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Steven Wright
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

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Steven Wright
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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Steven Wright
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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Steven Wright
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

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Steven Wright
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

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Steven Wright
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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