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"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"Thinking is simply an orderly process of asking yourself questions."
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"Good thinking makes you more attractive to yourself and others."
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"An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks."
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"Integrative thinkers consider the problem as a whole, rather than breaking it down and farming out the parts."
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"If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking."
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"If you want to be tall to see the world better, have some high thoughts!"
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"But I try not to think with my gut. If I'm serious about understanding the world, thinking with anything besides my brain, as tempting as that might be, is likely to get me into trouble."
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"Thinking is a personalized activity that can lead us into a state of happiness or cause us to be sad. Who we are becomes a product of how we think. What we think about and how we integrate knowledge into a comprehensive schema regulates our evolving self-identity. The precision of the human mind and the interplay between cognitive thinking and reactive emotions plays a central role in self-identity."
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"Complexity Thinking is best thought of as a way of continually generating multiple perspectives on issues."
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"Mechanistic thinking focuses on "what, and holistic thinking digs into "why."
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