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"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"There's none so blind as they that won't see."
Insight
"Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent."
Being
"No wise man ever wished to be younger."
Man
"The tiny Lilliputians surmise that Gulliver's watch may be his god, because it is that which, he admits, he seldom does anything without consulting."
Observation
"Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions."
Politics
"One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good."
Friendship
"If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel."
Heaven
"Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes."
Nature
"The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome."
Trust
"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into."
Reason
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