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"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
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"And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she's having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie's face. But in a controlled way."
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."
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"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
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"Brutes find out where their talents lie a bear will not attempt to fly."
Talent
"Proper words in proper places make the true definition of a style."
Art
"It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom."
Mistake
"A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart."
Money
"Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent."
Being
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
Money
"The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome."
Trust
"Don't set your wit against a child."
Experience
"For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery."
Government
"There's none so blind as they that won't see."
Insight
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