"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down ."

Death, Lying

36

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down ."

Exlpore more Death quotes

"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."

Sun Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

Death, Children, Soldiers, Sons

"Do not forever with thy vailed lidsSeek for thy noble father in the dust.Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die,Passing though nature to eternity."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Death, Truth, Life, Wisdom

"This world's a city full of straying streets, and death's the market-place where each one meets."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Death, Truth, Wisdom, Life, Power

"She'll die.' 'Aye. That's a consequence of being alive."

Ursula K. Le Guin, American Writer

Death, Life, Reality, Truth

"The dreadful dead of dark midnight."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Death, Truth, Power, Life

"Death is the ultimate cessation of the individual Self."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

Death, Truth, Wisdom, Power, Inspirational

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Death, Truth, Happiness, Today, Inspirational

"Funerals, I had decided, are for the living."

John Green, American Author

Death, Life, Grief, Reflection, Acceptance

"The ceaseless labour of your life is to build the house of death."

Michel de Montaigne, French Philosopher

Death, Life

"That's part of what I like about the book in some ways. It portrays death truthfully. You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence."

John Green, American Author

Death, Truth, Life, Reality

Explore more quotes by Woody Allen

"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."

Art

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

Relationship

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."

Crime

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

Life

"If I had my life to live over I wish I could be a great pianist or something."

Ambition

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

Philosophy

"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."

Success

"I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her."

Respect

"You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life."

Lifestyle

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Death