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"You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you."
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"The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten."
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Personal Development
"You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend."
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Personal Development
"To associate with other like-minded people in small purposeful groups is for the great majority of men and women a source of profound psychological satisfaction."
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Personal Development
"Money cannot redeem time."
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Personal Development
"Live together as united people in a beautiful peaceful world."
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Personal Development
"Strangers," the Blue Man said, "are just family yo have yet to come to know."
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"When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the Ferris wheel and whether the Ferris wheel is scary and how many more times it will go around. Dating is like that. Nobody who's doing it ever talks about anything else. I have no interest in dating."
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"Looks like somebody's got jungle fever.''That's not even the right kind of racist."
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"It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
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"Anonymity beats fame. One cannot undo fame."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola."
Social
"I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country."
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"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America."
Sensitivity
"Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another table, our once-cozy booth transforms into a damp fusion of vacuous wretchedness, with the three women all complaining alternately about their wet hair/clothes and their respective distance from Talon, while the man himself is trying to maneuver his Paul Bunyan frame way too close to me."
Party
"And just so you know-that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you're going to saddle me with the blame for your overconsumption, at least get the book right."
Blame
"How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore to someone's sister?"
Social
"I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area as the distress call of a juvenile seal."
Fear
"Oh, Alice, you haven't even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time's right I don't think I'll have to 'try' to have my way with you. I just WILL."
Romance
"Hey, any idea why Australians speak something that sounds deceptively like English but isn't? I mean, I'm trying to figure out why I can't seem to converse with another human being who speaks the same language as I do."
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"I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine."
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