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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Politicians look for interests not people."
Politics
"Don't be ashamed of your ignorance, be ashamed of your unwillingness to overcome it."
Learning
"Don't be afraid to fall into the sea. Close your eyes and jump, for you will fall on the back of a big fish which will carry you to your destination."
Courage
"The only lesson you can learn from history is that it repeats itself."
History
"It all begins with faith. If we believed animal went to heaven, we wouldn't send them there prematurely."
Life
"Write it as you see in your own perspective, you may be right or wrong but then what, that's how you see it."
Perspective
"We are confident that evil can never happen to us until it does."
Evil
"If success is a miracle then you must be the miracle worker."
Success
"Good at the wrong place and time becomes evil, evil in the right place and time becomes good."
Morality
"Science cannot disprove god. Science studies the things that are. The eternal question is who or what made them to be."
Science
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