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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I was sympathetic to virtually all groups that wanted to get away from the old system."
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"There's still is a status-quo group at City Hall who likes things done the old way, behind closed doors."
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"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."
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"Everybody is doing the same old thing."
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"All of us, whether guilty or not, whether old or young, must accept the past. It is not a case of coming to terms with the past. That is not possible. It cannot be subsequently modified or undone."
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
Care
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
Office
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Word
"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
Mother
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
Husband
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
Children
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Husband
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Idea
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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