"If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it."

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"If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it."

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"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again."

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"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

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"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."

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"I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."

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"So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family."

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"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."

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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

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"Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

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"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."

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