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"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research."
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"If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research."

"Writers who copy or plagiarise others are dreaming in another man's sleep."

"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research."
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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."


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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
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