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"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research."
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"Writers who copy or plagiarise others are dreaming in another man's sleep."
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"If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research."
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Personal Development
"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research."
Author Name
Personal Development
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
Advertising
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
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