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"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."

"An extreme optimist is a man who believes that humanity will probably survive even if it doesn't take his advice."

"The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'"

"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."
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"Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through."

"That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy."

"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead."
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