"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."

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"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."

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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."

Susan C. Young, American Author

People, Love, Happiness, Truth, Power

"People will not remember what you did for living,they will remember how you touched them with kindness and loving."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves."

Lord Chesterfield, British Statesman

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"People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

People, Company

"No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."

W. H. Auden, English Poet

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"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

Georg C. Lichtenberg, German Physicist

People, Belief, Blind

"There are three categories of people exist in the world; "the wanters", "the wishers" and "the makers."

Israelmore Ayivor, Ghanaian Author

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"Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually."

Donald Rumsfeld, American Politician

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"Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."

H. G. Wells, English Author

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"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

Funny

"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."

Life

"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."

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"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

Lie

"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."

Time

"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."

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"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."

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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."

"People will not remember what you did for living,they will remember how you touched them with kindness and loving."

"He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves."

"People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy."

"No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible."

"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

"There are three categories of people exist in the world; "the wanters", "the wishers" and "the makers."

"Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually."

"Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have."

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"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."

"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."

"Whiskey will always be a part of my life."

"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."

"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."

"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."

"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."

"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."

"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."