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"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name."
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"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
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"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."
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"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
People
"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
Life
"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."
Age
"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
Christian
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
Funny
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
Lie
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
Happiness
"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
Life
"Whiskey will always be a part of my life."
Life
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