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"I'm a tad insane, but I promise you won't forget me."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"She's over the top rebellious,but damn her heart overflowing with insane love.She shakes thing up.Doesn't play by rules and certainly fitsin nobody's pretty perfect box."
Growth
"Kindnessis never weaknessif it has potentialto cause death.So, if you can"kill them with kindness,the ball is in your court.YOU have the power!"
Ethics
"There are those times when you need to push negative people aside, give fear a swift kick in the ass and fire up your dreams."
Motivation
"While you were busy working on your ego, she was busy working on her soul."
Personal
"I love it when you meet an angel on Earth and they have no idea that's what they are; a human angel, an angel covered in skin. They hare the best kinds of humans to know. As your eyes widen, as you evolve and your soul is receptive, you will encounter and recognize these angels on Earth more and more."
Spiritual
"Off the Santorini cliff on a dark, starless night, I tossed a message in a bottle and love found me washed up on the black lava sand of the Aegean shore. As with my previous loves, volcanic in nature. Almost destructive before it started."
Romance
"Don't need a magic carpet to soar or wings to fly. I simply close my eyes and place my soul against the sky."
Inspirational
"He felt like sin but tasted like love so what's a clumsy girl to do but stumble in delicious crazy love."
Romance
"Don't rule out magic in ordinary things.Simply open your heartExpand your mindand believe. Magic is all aroundit can be felt in raindrops touching your cheeksand seen in rainbows after a storm.Falling in love is also a magical thing."
Inspirational
"You carry stories under your bright sad eyes, bag loads and I wish to god I could help you unload."
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