"I'm a tad insane, but I promise you won't forget me."

Humor, Insanity, Personality, Individual

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"I'm a tad insane, but I promise you won't forget me."

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

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"Those things that take my breath away become the ocean-complex and deep-and I'm prone to drowning in beautiful things. Like you."

Emotion

"Always the wild child, conceived in flames, born of fire. Drawn to the forbidden, witch, warlock, burning stones. Her blood is made of moonlight; part dark, part light. Her heart, it's a sword; fiercely loyal and will fight to the death for those whom she loves. You can throw her in the fire, she always returns as a flame: the fervor is her anchor, her safe-haven... her blood."

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"Put your ears to the ground, to the sky, to the sun and the moon... tune in to Mother Earth's sweet song. She has messages to say, knowledge to relay, inspiration to convey... there is much for you to learn. Your journey has just begun."

Nature

"I love it when you meet an angel on Earth and they have no idea that's what they are; a human angel, an angel covered in skin. They hare the best kinds of humans to know. As your eyes widen, as you evolve and your soul is receptive, you will encounter and recognize these angels on Earth more and more."

Spiritual

"Don't need a magic carpet to soar or wings to fly. I simply close my eyes and place my soul against the sky."

Inspirational

"I contemplate the impossible and achieve madness. This is my blessing. This is my curse. My heaven, my hell."

Psychology

"Learn to use your third eye and you'll be able to see beyond the sky. There is no limit, except that which you impose upon yourself."

Philosophy

"You broke meI'm trying to put allthe piecesback togetherThe processis takinglonger than expected."

Growth

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Relationship

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