"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"The one thing you've got to say about Columbia is that it has courses that are famous. It has alumni who come back and say it was the best thing they ever did."

William Scott, American Painter

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"Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else."

Alan Bennett, English Dramatist

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"I try to become more humble and more myself with every year. There was a while when I got famous where I was so confused and my head was spinning."

Mira Sorvino, American Actress

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"In Germany I am not so famous."

Hans Berger, German Scientist

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"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

Pauly Shore, American Comedian

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"The real harm of term extension comes not from these famous works. The real harm is to the works that are not famous, not commercially exploited, and no longer available as a result."

Lawrence Lessig, American Educator

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"I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you."

Don Johnson, American Actor

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"Berry Gordy turned his house into a studio and discovered over 30 acts in the city. And we're famous all over the world."

Martha Reeves, American Musician

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"I'd definitely rather be rich than famous."

Radha Mitchell, Australian Actress

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"A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too."

P. J. O'Rourke, American Comedian

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"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."

Work

"There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting."

Change

"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."

Ability

"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."

Thought

"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."

School

"Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!"

People

"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."

People

"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"

Change

"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."

People

"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."

Truth