"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Wood burns because it has the proper stuff in it; and a man becomes famous because he has the proper stuff in him."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school."

Kin Hubbard, American Journalist

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"If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before."

David Gest, American Celebrity

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"Just because you're not famous, doesn't mean you're not good."

Laura Linney, American Actress

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"The real harm of term extension comes not from these famous works. The real harm is to the works that are not famous, not commercially exploited, and no longer available as a result."

Lawrence Lessig, American Educator

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"To be famous and broke is hard."

David Spade, American Actor

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"Yankee Stadium, and the Yankees are so famous for Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Lou Gehrig, all of those guys."

Bert Campaneris, Cuban Athlete

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"I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous."

Lefty Gomez, American Athlete

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"When I was going for my graduate degree, I decided I was going to make a feature film as my thesis. That's what I was famous for-that I had my thesis film be a feature film, which was 'You're a Big Boy Now.'"

Francis Ford Coppola, American Director

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"The big thing that everyone forgets, you're famous and on TV and everything, but I think there's something very rewarding to be able to write a song, record it, and have it turn out as you heard it in your head, or even better."

Phil Collen, English Musician

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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."

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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."

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"The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs."

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"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap."

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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."

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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."

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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"

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"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."

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"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."

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"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."

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