"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

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"Similarly, another famous little quantum fluctuation that programs you is the exact configuration of your DNA."

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"I want to be famous everywhere."

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"I worked on scores. I went to the musical library in Berlin which is very famous. I discovered that we had scores of Beethoven, printed scores of Beethoven, that are full of mistakes. Not the wrong or false notes, but the wrong dynamic, understandable things."

Kurt Masur, German Musician

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"Just because you're not famous, doesn't mean you're not good."

Laura Linney, American Actress

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"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

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"Your face is your calling card, but you're not so famous that you can't go out."

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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."

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"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."

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"There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting."

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"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."

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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."

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