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Colin Mochrie

"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"When you're rich and famous you are the dominant force in a relationship, even if you try hard not to be. I've talked of sacrificing everything for Fleetwood Mac, but I realize now that it is simply the only thing I've ever wanted to do."

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"I felt so painfully isolated that I vowed I would get revenge on the world by becoming a famous cartoonist."

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"I'd definitely rather be rich than famous."

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"I just want to be rich and famous."

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"I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous."

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"I totally related to Cole Porter's magnetic pull to any piano that was in the room, which he was famous for doing, as was Gershwin. You couldn't drag them away from a piano."

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"Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous."

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"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."

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"We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this."

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"I try to become more humble and more myself with every year. There was a while when I got famous where I was so confused and my head was spinning."

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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
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"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap."
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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