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Colin Mochrie

"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

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"Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?"

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"I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave."

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"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."

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"I was famous from birth."

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"They gave it to us for about five bucks a week, and we just went there to live. Probably the first band that ever did that back then and it became the famous cottage."

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"I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great."

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"I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous."

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"It's not a sport you get famous at. If I wanted to be famous, I would have stuck with hockey."

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"The big thing that everyone forgets, you're famous and on TV and everything, but I think there's something very rewarding to be able to write a song, record it, and have it turn out as you heard it in your head, or even better."

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"I guess we decided to make a new record 3 years ago when Nancy was done scoring for Almost Famous."

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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
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"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
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"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."
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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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