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George Carlin

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

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"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
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"On school uniforms Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German."
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"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."
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"THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
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"Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!"
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"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic."
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"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
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"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
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