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George Carlin

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

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"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

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George Carlin
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

Time

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

People

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George Carlin
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

Listening

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George Carlin
"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."

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George Carlin
""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

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George Carlin
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

Purpose

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George Carlin
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

America

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George Carlin
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

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George Carlin
"There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi."

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George Carlin
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

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"Don't surrender your life to a Face, a Farce, a Fence or a Force. Don't be a Slave, be Brave."

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"We ought to live the fullness of life."

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"Stand tall like a tower."

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"When we give up our dreams then we are merely existing and not living."

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"Any dream is a possibility."

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"The promise of the future is only possible when the price is paid in full and in advance."

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"If you try you would never be alone, because the whole world is tired of loneliness."

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"Without enthusiasm then what we have surrounded ourselves with becomes worthless."

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"Do not let the temporal pain of discipline you need to acquire knowledge stop you from acquiring it."

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"You can start now and create a great future."

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