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"Honestly, when I got to Hollywood I was trying to sell my songs."
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"Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story."
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"I'd like to be played as a child by Natalie Wood. I'd have some romantic scenes as Audrey Hepburn and have gritty black-and-white scenes as Patricia Neal."
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"I remember having to take detours around the Hollywood sign to avoid having to see this grotesque poster of myself on Sunset Boulevard."
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"There's a rule in Hollywood: stay away from water and stay away from snow, and I had both."
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"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath."
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"I was in an awful lot of trouble in Hollywood."
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"Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle."
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"But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it."
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"Very narrow areas of expertise can be very productive. Develop your own profile. Develop your own niche."
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"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People
"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."
Life
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care
"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
Money
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government
"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor
"When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot."
Losing
"Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better."
Work
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