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"A severe though not unfriendly critic of our institutions said that the cure for admiring the House of Lords was to go and look at it."
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"Just because there is a problem doesn't mean that we have to solve it, if the cure is going to be more expensive than the original ailment."
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"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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