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"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."

"Just because there is a problem doesn't mean that we have to solve it, if the cure is going to be more expensive than the original ailment."
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"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."


"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."


"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."


"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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