"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

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"Thou seest how sloth wastes the sluggish body, as water is corrupted unless it moves."

Ovid, Roman Poet

Body, Water

"I sink down into my body as into a swamp, fenland, where only I know the footing. I'm a cloud, congealed around a central object, the shape of a pear, which is hard and more real than I am and glows red within its translucent wrapping. Inside it is a space, huge as the sky at night and dark and curved like that, though black-red rather than black."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Body, Consciousness, Imagination, Emotion

"We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind."

Eric Hoffer, American Writer

Body, Mind, Nothing

"If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

Body, Mind

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

Body, Fact, Will

"The body is not a reliable friend."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Body, Friend, Reliability, Trust

"Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem."

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

Body,

"The body politic, as well as the human body, begins to die as soon as it is born, and carries itself the causes of its destruction."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Swiss Philosopher

Body, Causes, Destruction

"What the mind cannot retain, the body will have to endure."

Edwin Louis Cole, American Author

Body, Mind, Will

"One doesn't even think ofthe liverand if the liverdoesn't think ofus, that'sfine."

Charles Bukowski, American Author

Body, Health, Neglect, Humor

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

Marriage

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

Years

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

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"Thou seest how sloth wastes the sluggish body, as water is corrupted unless it moves."

"We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind."

"If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free."

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

"The body is not a reliable friend."

"Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem."

"The body politic, as well as the human body, begins to die as soon as it is born, and carries itself the causes of its destruction."

"What the mind cannot retain, the body will have to endure."

"One doesn't even think ofthe liverand if the liverdoesn't think ofus, that'sfine."

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

"It's all in the mind, you know."

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."