"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

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"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

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"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."

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"I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."

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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

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"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."

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