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"All the really pretty girls get pregnant."
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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."
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"I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing."
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"The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that."
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"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."
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"I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head."
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"I can't do some of the songs that younger girls like Mary J. Blige and Beyonce are doing. They have their own place and I have my own place."
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"Too many girls follow the line of least resistance but a good line is hard to resist."
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"I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was really innocent."
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"I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it."
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"The naked thing was short-lived. It was only around for about six months because we thought it was shocking. Once people expected us to do it we kind of never did it again."
Thought
"We're really good friends and we hang out. It's like I get to hang out with my friends and get paid for it."
Friendship
"I dated the same girl all through high school."
School
"We just kind of did our own thing and got made fun of by the popular kids. It was kind of like a badge of honor to be an outcast."
Fun
"I don't think of them as teenage songs. The things that happen to you in high school are the same things that happen your entire life. You can fall in love at 60; you can get rejected at 80."
Love
"Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad."
Father
"Everything in high school seems like the most important thing that's ever happened in your life. It's not. You'll get out of high school and you never see those people again. All the people who torment and press you won't make a difference in your life in the long haul."
Life
"Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them."
God
"It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy."
Drink
"The thing you realize as you get older is that parents don't know what the Hell they're doing and neither will you when you get to be a parent."
Hell
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