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Jay Mohr

"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."

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"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."

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Jay Mohr
"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."

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Jay Mohr
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."

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Jay Mohr
"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."

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Jay Mohr
"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."

Fantasy

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Jay Mohr
"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."

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Jay Mohr
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."

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Jay Mohr
"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."

Money

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Jay Mohr
"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."

Sports

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Jay Mohr
"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"

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Jay Mohr
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."

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Aberjhani

"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."

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Aberjhani

"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"

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Aberjhani

"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

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Aberjhani

"Wouldn't it be amazing if you could travel into the future, see where you messed up, and then go back in time to rearrange things in order to make your future better? You can. If you can foresee regret, you can mind-travel to the future. If you can train yourself to mind-travel effectively, you can intentionally affect your future by doing something about it today."

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Aberjhani

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."

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Aberjhani

"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."

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Aberjhani

"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

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Aberjhani

"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."

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Aberjhani

"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."

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Aberjhani

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

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