"A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man."

Humor, Charm, Man, Sense

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"A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man."

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