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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"In the matter of furnishing, I find a certain absence of ugliness far worse than ugliness."
Absence
"I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering."
Time
"January, month of empty pockets! let us endure this evil month, anxious as a theatrical producer's forehead."
Evil
"Total absence of humor renders life impossible."
Humor
"There is no need to waste pity on young girls who are having their moments of disillusionment, for in another moment they will recover their illusion."
Illusion
"One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave."
Age
"It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place."
Family
"Writing only leads to more writing."
Writing
"Sit down and put down everything that comes into your head and then you're a writer. But an author is one who can judge his own stuff's worth, without pity, and destroy most of it."
Writer
"The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not."
Man
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