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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
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"When you are fully present and engaged in your workplace, you will demonstrate that you care about the success of your organization, are a team player, have a can-do attitude, and will go the extra mile to fulfill and exceed expectations."
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"It is good to work for your living."
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"12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock."
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"Some people never stop working, especially the demanding type of person whom the world never seems to touch, the indomitable person whom is determined to make the world their own place."
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"I didn't want to give up my job and join the ranks of the Doing Fuck All brigade no matter how much money I had in the bank."
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"You can tell the number of hours spent on a work by counting the number of coffee rings on your desk."
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"Working overtime is an underpaid man's salvation."
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"The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same."
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"When we are out of sympathy with the young, then I think our work in this world is over."
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"One does not have the right to criticize until he can do the same work without being criticized."
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
People

"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days."
Nostalgia

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
Language

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
Experience

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Computer

"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."
Being

"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
Humor

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Children

"The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice."
People

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
Wisdom
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