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"Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich."
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"Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another."
Crime

"The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations."
History

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
Art

"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
Family

"Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly."
Trust

"It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better."
Change

"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."
Religion

"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
Life

"What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends."
Patriotism

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
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"A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor."
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"You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!"
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"If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success."
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"It's a harrowing experience to see death approaching in haste towards you, what is hell but confronting your own mortality."
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"It's harder to pick and choose when you're dead. It's like a photograph, you know. It doesn't matter as much."
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"Fair... You'd be amazed how often I hear that word, Frank Zhang,and how meaningless it is. Is it fair your life will burn so short and bright? Was it fair when I guided your mother to the Underworld? No, not fair. And yet it was her time. There is no fairness in Death. If you free me, I will do my duty."
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"The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion."
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"The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after death.""
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"Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death."
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"Better to rest in peace than rot in pieces."
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