top of page
.png){kind=small}
"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud."
Standard
Customized
More
"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
Author Name
Personal Development
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
Author Name
Personal Development
"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years."
River
"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive."
Flowers
"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud."
Woman
"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job."
Rome
"When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair."
God
"Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves."
Management
"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well."
Management
"Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right."
People
"When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back."
Age
"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes."
People
bottom of page