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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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Personal Development

"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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Personal Development

"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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Personal Development

"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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Personal Development

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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Personal Development

"The value of time is immeasurable."
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Personal Development

"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
People

"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
President

"There's no down time any more."
Time

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People

"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People

"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
Home

"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
Job

"If men have a smell it's usually an accident."
Men

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
Baby

"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Wife
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