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"Along with you, I have witnessed the unfortunate rise in gasoline prices that has accompanied the summer driving season and the more recent spike in prices due to Hurricane Katrina."

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"

"Finally, we should help developing nations like China and India curb their exponentially increasing consumption of oil and natural gas, which is driving world prices higher."

"I grew up at 16 years old driving trucks across the George Washington Bridge."

"It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize."
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"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."

"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."

"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."

"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
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