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"I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing."
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"It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it."
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"When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
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"Coffee in England is just toasted milk."
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"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
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"They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again."
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"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."
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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."
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"I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge."
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"I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up."
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"They don't know they're living in a glass house."
Living
"I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it."
Life
"I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet."
Man
"I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners."
Money
"Little did we know it would be watched by millions of people and break viewing records."
People
"Use plants to bring life."
Life
"I look at each episode in two ways - from a design standpoint and from an entertainment standpoint - this is TV, after all. We usually succeed on at least one of the levels."
Design
"It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a farm in the Midwest."
Character
"I know people don't think I work."
Work
"Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate."
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