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"Politicians like the effect of alcohol because it makes them feel important."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Having a deep sense of understanding is a huge burden for a mind that can't directly influence things."
Burden

"Reality is the make-believe of the majority that can only thrive in conformity."
Reality

"Judgments based on preconceptions make life simple for us to deal with since that means we safely shield ourselves behind barriers of preconception that helped us feel safe in whatever views or assumptions we are having."
Perception

"Life is so sweet even though it is full of lies and half truths..."
Life

"It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time."
Awareness

"In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity."
Society

"Always strive to get what you want, what you need, especially if your intentions are good and nobody gets hurt in the process."
Motivation

"The writer is the cursed artist of the soul. The expression of his art is a reflection of his quest to understand man by unraveling the mysteries that have been haunting humankind from time immemorial. In the end of his journey to understand man, the writer becomes more human even though his soul ends up finding less peace."
Writing

"It is easier for an ambitious friend to become an enemy than for an enemy to become a friend. It is even easier to make friends than you can find people to trust as friends."
Friendship

"Lies and partial truths complicate life."
Truth
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