"Politicians like the effect of alcohol because it makes them feel important."

Janvier Chouteu-Chando, Cameroonian Author

Humor, Politics, Alcohol, Ego, Power

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"What is the purpose of wealth if it cannot serve an ideal that enhances humanity and betters the lives of the people, even if that means those we have never met before in our lives?"

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"In your selflessness pursuit of things higher than yourself, you appear selfish or inconsiderate to those who truly love you and who have cared deeply about you from the first day you came into their lives."

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