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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating."
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"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."
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"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
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"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."
Humor
"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."
Happiness
"The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them."
Travel
"The clear-sighted do not rule the world, but they sustain and console it."
World
"It is not what we learn in conversation that enriches us. It is the elation that comes of swift contact with tingling currents of thought."
Thought
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
Humor
"The thinkers of the world should by rights be guardians of the world's mirth."
Rights
"There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth."
Truth
"We cannot really love anyone with with whom we never laugh."
Love
"Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt."
Hurt
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