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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."
"Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements."
"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
"It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self."
"The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them."
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