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"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
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"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."

"I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much."

"The wind at Candlestick tonight is blowing with great propensity."

"Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having."

"I think Baywatch is such a hit here because of the weather."

"What was so good about it was that the set that they originally built stayed there, and weathered over the five years. It got five summers and five winters of weather. It became more and more authentic as we worked in it, and they added bits to it."
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"I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up."


"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."


"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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