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"Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having."

"There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."

"That most pleasant weather to feel is the one never felt."

"The wind at Candlestick tonight is blowing with great propensity."

"But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather."

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."

"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."
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