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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."
Unity
"Whatever fortune brings, don't be afraid of doing things."
Courage
"At sea a fellow comes out. Salt water is like wine, in that respect."
Nature
"Some dying men are the most tyrannical; and certainly, since they will shortly trouble us so little for evermore, the poor fellows ought to be indulged."
Freedom
"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke."
Humor
"He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great."
Courage
"Friendship at first sight, like love at first sight, is said to be the only truth."
Friendship
"There is no dignity in wickedness, whether in purple or rags; and hell is a democracy of devils, where all are equals."
Wisdom
"There are hardly five critics in America; and several of them are asleep."
Criticism
"Yet habit - strange thing! what cannot habit accomplish?"
Habit
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