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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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"You can only be twice someone's age once."
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"What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories."
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"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."
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"Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth."
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"It doesn't matter how old you are.It does matter how much you care."
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"The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous in old age."
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"Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas."
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"It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again."
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"Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both."
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"People who boast about age are actually forgetting something special. Age is not barrier to or elevator to success that's the job of vision."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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