"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

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"It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour; riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work."

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"Age merely shows what children we remain."

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"The golden age is before us, not behind us."

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