"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

Age, Old

20

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

Exlpore more Age quotes

"The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age."

W. H. Auden, English Poet

Age, Society, Money, Class

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age."

Victor Hugo, French Author

Age, Old, Youth

"Age in just a number. It carries no weight. The real weight is in impacts. The truth is that you can do it at any age. Get up and be willing to leave a mark."

Israelmore Ayivor, Ghanaian Author

Age, Impact, Success, Motivation

"As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of 'do it yourself.'"

Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Sociologist

Age, Technology

"O love, if I regret the age when one savors you, it is not for the hour of pleasure, but for the one that follows it."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Swiss Philosopher

Age, Love, Pleasure, Regret

"Old age is fifteen years older than I am."

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

Age, Old, Years

"Old age is not a matter for sorrow. It is matter for thanks if we have left our work done behind us."

Thomas Carlyle, Scottish Philosopher

Age, Work, Old, Sorrow

"It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

Age, Love, Man, Old

"You should not consider a man's age but his acts."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

Age, Man

"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel."

Henri Frederic Amiel, Swiss Philosopher

Age, People, Old, Silly

Explore more quotes by Phyllis Diller

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

Reason

"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."

Old

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

Home

"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

Mistake

"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

Reason

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

Christmas

"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

Mother

"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."

Time

"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

Husband

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

Children