"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

People, Authority

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"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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