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"Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God."
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Personal Development

"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."
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"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."
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"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."
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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."
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"What I did was take the Jesus of the Gospels, the Son of God, the Son of the Virgin Mary, and sought to make Him utterly believable, a vital breathing character."
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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""
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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."
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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
Home

"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
People

"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
Present

"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
People

"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
President

"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
Moon

"There's no down time any more."
Time

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People

"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
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