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"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
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"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"
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"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."

"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
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