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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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Personal Development
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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Personal Development
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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Personal Development
"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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"Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves."
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"The hardest part of this whole ordeal is not knowing if your children are getting what they need to survive."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
Men
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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