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Rita Rudner

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

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Asa Don Brown

"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."

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Asa Don Brown

"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."

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Asa Don Brown

"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."

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Asa Don Brown

"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

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Asa Don Brown

"Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven."

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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."

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Asa Don Brown

"Fairy tales are such evil little stories for young children."

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"Children are easily influenced, and I always want to do things I can be proud to show my kids someday."

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Asa Don Brown

"I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me."

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Asa Don Brown

"The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me."

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"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."

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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."

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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."

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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

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