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"The children of the revolution are always ungrateful, and the revolution must be grateful that it is so."

"The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another."

"If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others."
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"


"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."


"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."


"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."


"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"


"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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