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"I am writing my second novel for children for Simon and Schuster."
"Having children is what a woman is born for, really."
"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
"My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish."
"You help families focus on the future through their children."
"If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters."
"The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me."
"This is what happens when you are on the wrong side of 40. Young adults, who could be your children, are now working with you. I was playing their parents or mentor. I started to think: Oh, I am not part of that group any more."
Explore more quotes by Rita Rudner
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
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