"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."

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"The loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imagined, from abroad."

James Madison, American President

Home, Danger, Liberty, Loss

"America feels like home as much as it does here. Although it's a strange situation as I feel almost like I'm in no-man's land some of the time, because although I'm a resident, I still can't vote so I don't really have a say in what goes on where I live."

Rick Allen, American Musician

Home, Time, America, Land

"The United States has made a massive effort since the end of the Second World War to secure the dominance of its films in foreign markets - an achievement generally pushed home politically, by writing clauses into various treaties and aid packages."

Fredric Jameson, American Critic

Home, War, Achievement, Effort

"My home was 25 miles from the gulf, and I did not want to see it become a shorefront property."

John Breaux, American Politician

Home, Property, Want

"I knew I was coming home, I thought they would consider acquittal, I was disappointed that they didn't."

Louise Woodward, British Celebrity

Home, Thought

"So people ought to be free to leave here, but there ought to be opportunity for them to come home."

Bill Janklow, American Politician

Home, People, Opportunity

"The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day."

Bangambiki Habyarimana, Rwandan Author

Home, Heart, Kitchen, Health

"When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team."

Richard Roeper, American Critic

Home,

"Traveling is definitely something that your average 17-year-old doesn't get to do. One week we're in Japan, one week we're in Australia, one week we're back home going to football games."

Solange Knowles, American Actress

Home, Football, Games, Traveling

"It's an odd state to be in, blowing the whistle on your home country."

Michael Ondaatje, Canadian Author

Home, Country, State

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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."

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"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."

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"I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red."

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"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

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"There is no off position on the genius switch."

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"President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?"

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"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."

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"New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you."

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