top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know."
Standard
Customized
More
"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
Author Name
Personal Development
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
Author Name
Personal Development
"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."
Author Name
Personal Development
"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
Author Name
Personal Development
"And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she's having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie's face. But in a controlled way."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left him. The cards are stacked against him. He's content to make out with what he's got. He knows he'll go no further."
Cards
"A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character."
Character
"Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know."
Humor
"By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life."
Life
"I haven't had a stationary home since going with the circus, but since my parents lived in Lafayette about 25 years ago and my sister lives here now, I always claim it as home."
Home
bottom of page