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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"I may be plucky, but I am not stupid."
May
"American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President."
People
"Whole generations have forgotten history."
History
"Onassis was a man who loved to walk, to walk and talk, and he was the kind of man who doesn't go to sleep at night-he talks and talks."
Man
"A lot of people criticize the primaries, but I think they are absolutely essential to the education of the President of the United States."
Education
"America Held Hostage won 24 Emmys for ABC News, but someone forgot to include my name on the list of people responsible for the show."
People
"I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich."
Son
"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"The death of JFK to the resignation of Richard Nixon marked a great turning point in American life."
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"I was one of the first people to learn that Jackie was going to marry Aristotle Onassis."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny."
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"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."
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"I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time."
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