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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
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"America Held Hostage won 24 Emmys for ABC News, but someone forgot to include my name on the list of people responsible for the show."
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"American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President."
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"A lot of people criticize the primaries, but I think they are absolutely essential to the education of the President of the United States."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"Believe me, as one who has seen a number of international crises firsthand, they cannot be handled without an understanding of history."
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"He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make?"
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"I may be plucky, but I am not stupid."
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"Whole generations have forgotten history."
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"I was one of the first people to learn that Jackie was going to marry Aristotle Onassis."
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"On several occasions President Kennedy encouraged me to take a lover, an obvious sign he also had some himself."
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