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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

"But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on."
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"A lot of people criticize the primaries, but I think they are absolutely essential to the education of the President of the United States."

"President Kennedy was a voracious reader and was forever coming up with fascinating bits of information."

"There have not been children of comparable youth in the White House since the Kennedy era."

"The death of JFK to the resignation of Richard Nixon marked a great turning point in American life."

"The day I became press secretary to the President of the United States, I was in an entirely different world from the one I'd been in the day before."

"I had been in so many towns and cities in America with John Kennedy, but I was not with him in Dallas, Texas, on November 21, 1963."

"He's the president of the United States. He's got to work 14 to 16 hours a day, run foreign and domestic policy. If he's got time for mistresses after all that, what the hell difference does it make?"

"Onassis was a man who loved to walk, to walk and talk, and he was the kind of man who doesn't go to sleep at night-he talks and talks."
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