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"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."

"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."

"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."

"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."

"If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me."
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"Three kinds of people achieve illumination: those who learn, those who teach, and those who do both continuously."

"It's too risky", said doubters. "It's too difficult", said scoffers. "It's pointless", said mockers. "It's impossible", said haters. "It's already done", said believers."

"To see a man's true colors, tell him you're saving yourself for marriage. To see a woman's true colors, tell her you're poor."

"When the storm comes it is your soulmate who pulls out the umbrella and shelters you until the rainbow comes."

"The intelligent are candles, the virtuous are torches, the wise are lamps, and the enlightened are stars."
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