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"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
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"If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me."
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"If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic, what with the blast.""David, I think you just made a joke."He frowned, utterly perplexed. "Did I?"
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Conversation of the Day - He: How do you describe yourself in two words?Me: You don't."
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"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."
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"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
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"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."
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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."
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"Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true."
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"Light travels half away around the world while darkness is still putting its shoes on."
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"A sage's mind is greater than a warrior's sword."
Wisdom
"Love is ill-mannered; it can knock on your heart early, stay late, and leave without saying goodbye."
Love
"Calm skies don't make skillful eagles."
Strength
"If men could fit water into their pockets, the ocean would be empty."
Nature
"In a world full of daisies dare to be a rose."
Courage
"Don't think about sharks when you are walking on water."
Courage
"Knowledge is the path, understanding is the way, wisdom is the highway, and enlightenment is the destination."
Wisdom
"The size of the seed does not determine the size of the tree."
Growth
"Welcome the righteous, avoid the wicked, and yet open both arms to the repentant. Whoever receives them receives God."
Faith
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