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"Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough."
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"U.S. News Organizations observe the anniversary of September 11 with investigations about the nation's continuing vulnerability to terrorism. First, the New York Daily News reports that two of its reporters carried box cutters, razor knives, and pepper spray on fourteen commercial flights without getting caught. Then ABC News reports that it smuggled fifteen pounds of uranium into New York City. Then Fox News reports that it flew Osama bin Laden to Washington, D.C., and videotaped him touring the White House."
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"If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry."
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