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"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."
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"Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the never ending young kid inside of me."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."
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"In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show."
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"Someone like John would want to end the Beatle period and start the Yoko period. He wouldn't like either to interfere with the other."
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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."
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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
Insult
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
Writing
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
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