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"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."
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"One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"It really doesn't matter whether it's the villain or the hero. Sometimes the villain is the most colorful. But I prefer a part where you don't know what he is until the end."
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"I certainly do get at the end of my rope at times. We all do."
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"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
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"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
Writing
"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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