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Employment Quotes


"The first thing the secretary types is the boss."


"Employee' is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream."


"President Bush has said that the ecomnomy is growing, that there are jobs out there. But you know, it's a long commute to China to get those jobs."


"Those 3,000 jobs in Sioux Falls, based on our population back then in Sioux Falls, would have taken 300,000 jobs in New York City to equal it at Citibank."


"The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite."


"Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream."


"An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass."


"We have drastically reduced leakages in the Employment Guarantee scheme and ensured that money reaches those for whom it is intended. We have focused on creating durable assets that benefit the population, rather than the touts."


"I do get my pizzas paid for by Linux indirectly."


"A job is a temporary need."


"To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment."


"I made the mistake of using my earned sick time at the W. M. Keck Observatory for essential surgery. When I returned to work the management team demanded my resignation numerous times, citing my essential surgery as a reason. The W. M. Keck Observatory taught me that using earned sick time in the USA may put your future employment at significant risk."


"Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees."


"Jobs should be offered on the basis of merit and not 'Seefarish'"
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