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"Most people sort of enjoy going to work because of the socialisation, a chance to flirt with co-workers and so on, but actually hate the job they do."
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"Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees."
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Personal Development
"To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment."
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Personal Development
"A job is a temporary need."
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Personal Development
"Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream."
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"An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass."
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"The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite."
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"Employee' is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream."
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"The world has changed, and it's almost been 11 years. I have 975 employees. I have six restaurants. We haven't opened any new ones in almost three years."
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"I made the mistake of using my earned sick time at the W. M. Keck Observatory for essential surgery. When I returned to work the management team demanded my resignation numerous times, citing my essential surgery as a reason. The W. M. Keck Observatory taught me that using earned sick time in the USA may put your future employment at significant risk."
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"We have to protect all journalists, and journalists have to be allowed to do their jobs."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
Children
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
Woman
"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."
Government
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."
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"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
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"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."
Politics
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
Government
"Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there."
Government
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
Woman
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us."
Government
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