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College Quotes


"I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup."


"The economic piece is still missing, since it's so hard to attract industry to reservations, but spiritually and educationally, they're doing just fine. Each tribe has a community college now, and they teach the language, they teach the traditions."


"One half who graduate from college never read another book."


"I got out of college in 1997, and TV embraced me very quickly."


"The result was, when Congress convened in January 1971, everyone was now an environmentalist. They had seen a new force, college students, who favored the environment."


"For me, college wasn't a breeze. I had 8 o'clock classes, I worked from 3 to 11 at the Settlement House. On weekends, if Northwestern Bell needed me, I'd troubleshoot for them, and I had a steady girl. God!"


"That's when we was makin this video stuff. They went all over the place makin it. And they was wantin to know, at the college, how I got started playin and how do I do everything - you know, all that."


"It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush."


"You know, I come from six generations of college graduates."


"I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'."


"Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans."


"Seriousness is stupidity sent to college."
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