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Christian Quotes


"St Paul, in his second letter to Corinth, spells this out further in the important eighth and ninth chapters, where he urges some of the Christian communities to be generous to others so that they may also have the chance to be generous in return."


"It certainly is the duty of every true Christian, to esteem himself a stranger and pilgrim in this world; and as bound to use earthly blessings, not as means of satisfying lust or gratifying wantonness, but of supplying his absolute wants and necessities."



"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."


"That is why, according to this newer psychology, Christianity has already fulfilled its biological mission, and it is impossible for the modern man to understand its original significance."


"I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist."


"For the Christian, heaven is where Jesus is. We do not need to speculate on what heaven will be like. It is enough to know that we will be for ever with Him."


"I think all fiction should be fair game for the Christian market, except porn, of course."


"Christianity is part of the Common Law of England."


"I was making $50 a week as a house model at Christian Dior for nine months before I learned that photographic models made $50 an hour!"


"Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved."


"I think it's very important to maintain the classical Christian distinction between the Creator and creation."


"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it."


"Superficial similarities exist between Christianity and some ancient pagan religions. But careful study reveals that there are far more dissimilarities."


"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."


"In the early days of Christianity the exercise of chastity was frequently combined with a close and romantic intimacy of affection between the sexes which shocked austere moralists."


"If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere."


"Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree."


"To be a Christian is to believe we are commanded and authorised to say certain things to the world; to say things that will make disciples of all nations."


"For centuries many of the world's distinguished philosophers have assaulted Christianity as being irrational, superstitious and absurd."


"Without centuries of Christian antisemitism, Hitler's passionate hatred would never have been so fervently echoed."


"I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian."


"Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected."


"I think we need one recognized, respected public figure to make a tough, blunt statement on just what Reagan's record is and what he might do to the country, let alone the Republican Party before Christmas."


"Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan - spoiled."


"The Christian Democrats always made you feel like the poor relation."


"But to understand what it means to be strong and courageous, Christians should look to the person of Christ."


"The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude?"


"No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas."


"How natural that the errors of the ancient should be handed down and, mixing with the principles and system which Christ taught, give to us an adulterated Christianity."


"If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable."


"One congressman asked 'I just want to know if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior. The minister looked stunned, and he said 'no.' The whole table almost fell on the floor. The congressman was quite serious. That was his litmus test."


"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know."


"I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order."
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