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Erma Bombeck

"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

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"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

Time

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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

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"Children make your life important."

Life

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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Aberjhani

"The word "Christianity" is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross."

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"Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since."

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"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."

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Aberjhani

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."

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"Spreading the news is your duty as a Christian, and there are many ways to do this."

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"Almost every sect of Christianity is a perversion of its essence, to accommodate it to the prejudices of the world."

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"It's kind of fun to listen to Christians who say: I'm a New Testament Christian. What other kind of Christian is there?"

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"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."

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"We don't hire ministers or priests to teach and care for us. This forces us to teach and care for each other - and in my view, this is the core of Christian living as Christ taught it."

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"Help us to recognize your voice, help us not to be allured by the madness of the world, so that we may never fall away from you, O Lord Jesus Christ."

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