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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
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"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
"Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals."
"Only let the North exert as much moral influence over the South, as the South has exerted demoralizing influence over the North, and slavery would die amid the flame of Christian remonstrance, and faithful rebuke, and holy indignation."
"I think this lack of a center has something to do with the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer."
"Christianity is part of the common law."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
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