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Erma Bombeck

"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

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"In the nineties I was doing those Blues Bureau records, but over the past two years, I have really gone back to my Christian roots and have been born again."

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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
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"Children make your life important."
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