"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother."

"Everyone is entitled to our opinion."

"I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg."

"I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you."

"I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful."

"It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo."

"I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone."

"I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song."

"The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls."

"The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today."

"I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go."

"You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!"

"I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."

"I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump."

"We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam."