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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis."
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"Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations."
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"Those youngsters go out there and set a record and clinch the pole position. But what do you do if you wreck your car. That record doesn't spend too well."
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"Yes, I did and a lot of my friends who are in the same program as I were very much supportive, and the most important thing they said to me is do not let this interfere with what you have to do in taking car of yourself. That was the most important thing."
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"To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump."
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"Lawyers are predators in grey worsted."
Law
"Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem."
Patience
"Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it."
Car
"It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger."
Dying
"I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either."
Reading
"New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."
Technology
"American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957."
Time
"Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of."
Poetry
"I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year."
Writing
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