"I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us."

"The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile."

"Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer."

"A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands."

"Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness."

"The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place."

"The little I know I owe to my ignorance."

"You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty."